This shirt is your new sassy sidekick. With bright, bold lettering and a whole lotta attitude, it reads:
“If you aren’t feeding, financing, or fcking me — fck off.”
It’s rude, it’s real, and it’s ridiculously relatable. Whether you’re dodging drama, dodging bills, or just tired of freeloaders, this tee lets people know the vibe without you saying a word.
It’s sarcastic, spicy, and guaranteed to get a few laughs (and maybe a few side-eyes). Perfect for brunch, errands, or just minding your own business in bold style.
Color Options: Black, Royal Blue, Purple, and Light Pink
Sizes: Small to 5X-Large
Style: Unisex | Soft Feel | Zero Chill
